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If I were a month, I’d be October
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
If I were a time of day, I’d be 4 a.m.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an orca
If I were a direction, I’d be east
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookshelf
If I were a sin, I’d be envy
If I were a historical figure, I’d be Alice Stokes Paul
If I were a liquid, I’d be amaretto
If I were a tree, I’d be a magnolia
If I were a clothing accessory, I’d be a handknit scarf
If I were a bird, I’d be a zebra finch
If I were a tool, I’d be a level
If I were a flower/plant, I’d be lavender
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be spring thaw
If I were a mythical creature, I’d be a centaur
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a french horn
If I were an animal, I’d be a river otter
If I were a color, I’d be indigo
If I were an emotion, I’d be exasperation
If I were a vegetable, I’d be sweet potatoes
If I were a sound, I’d be windchimes
If I were an element (not sure definition of “element” here so…), I’d be water/mercury
If I were a car, I’d be a 1971 Corvette
If I were a song, I’d be “#1 Crush”
If I were a movie, I’d be Gone With the Wind
If I were a book, I’d be Alice in Wonderland
If I were a food, I’d be garlic mashed potatoes
If I were a place, I’d be a 1920s restored cottage
If I were a taste, I’d be pink grapefruit
If I were a scent, I’d be sandalwood
If I were a body part, I’d be thighs
If I were a facial expression, I’d be an eye roll
If I were a subject in school, I’d be American history
If I were a shape, I’d be a circle
If I were a number, I’d be 9